dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

path0gen:

cleavingmind:

superbmisfits:

” You used to dealing with basic bitches, basic shit all the time. I’m a new classic, upgrade your status from a standby to a frequent flyer ” 


Obsessed

I love you
my-home-is-at-221b:

iamtonysexual:

oystermother:

philcoolins:

LOOK AT THIS RAINBOW

that’s about at metal as a rainbow is ever gonna get. 

what do you mean that’s not a bubble shield

Guys. I think we found Hogwarts. 

gothicwoadie:

“why are you wearing a hoodie it’s 90 degrees out” umm maybe because i’m hardcore? wtf

tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly depressed

peet-ahh-box:

types of heartbreak